The Y news

“SOME GIRL”
COMING
SOON.

NO. 55.

BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY, PROVO, UTAH, FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1928.

VOL. VII.

WORLD NEWS

Salt Lake Theatre
Bee Blockade
Flood Bill
Large Earthquake
Labor Bill

SALT LAKE CITY — Negotiations
have been practically completed for
the sale of the Salt Lake Theatre and
adjoining property to the Mountain
States Telephone and Telegraph Com-
pany, it was announced last Tuesday
by President Heber J. Grant.

The building passes from the hands
of the Salt Lake Dramatic Association
to the telephone company.

Although for 66 years the old thea-
tre has been the shrine of drama in
Salt Lake, it seems that its days of
usefulness have largely passed, and
President Grant says that its mainten
ance can no longer be justified.

The theatre has long stood as a
symbol of the culture of the early
pioneers and all who are familiar with
its romantic history deeply regret to
see it torn down.

TULARE, Calif. — Scores of motor-
ists were stung and several minor col-
lisions resulted from a bee blockade
which jammed traffic on the high-
way fourteen miles south of here for
several hours Monday.

The blockade started when a truck-
load and a trailer of beehives collided.
A huge swarm of bees arose from the
hives and immediately got busy. Traf-
fic officers were stationed at strategic
points to warn motorists, but the
bees proved to have a wider range
than expected.

The highway was not cleared until
nightfall when the bees returned to
their hives.

WASHINGTON, D. C— The Jones-
Reid flood control bill, passed by the
senate, was severly criticized by Presi-
dent Coolidge as a pork-barrel legisla-
tion.

He declared no measure of such an
extortionate nature ever before had
been presented to Congress. The bill,
in his opinion, would cost the govern-
ment $1,500,000,000 as opposed to the
$300,000,000 appropriation in the army
engineer’s flood plan.

MEXICO CITY, Mexico— Several
towns in Oaxaca were destroyed in
the earthquake which rocked south-
ern Mexico Monday night. In Caxaca
buildings collapsed and others were so
severely shaken that their collapse was
threatened. A sound like a cannon
shot was heard from a nearby hill at
Textepec before the quake.

WASHINGTON, D. C. — Senato.
Jones’, republican, “prosperity reserve
bill.*’ setting up a vast public works
program to be used by the president
whenever employment drops, was or-
dered favorably reported Monday by
the senate commerce committee.

The bill would authorize to be ap-
propriated, in addition to the regular
amounts for such purposes, $75,000,-
000 for good roads construction; $50,-
000,000 for river and harbor work;
$10,400,000 for flood control; and $15,-
000,000 for construction of public
buildings.

STADIUM WORKDELAYS
T DAY CELEBRATION

“Y” Day will not be held until after
the work on the stadium is more
nearly completed, according to Dave
Hart. Then general work of cleaning
and beautification of the grounds will
be carried out. The “Y” will not bq
painted this year, due to a lack of
funds, but it will probably be cleaned,
if the plans work out.

Senior Project Not
Yet Definitely Decided

The senior project for this year is
to help toward the completion of the
stadium. It has not been definitely de-
cided yet as to just which part of the
site will receive the attention of the
upper classmen, but the decision will
probably be reached in the very near
future.

AT THE SHOWS

NOW PLAYING

BONITA

"Long Loop of the Pacas’’

PARAMOUNT
"The Student Prince”

GEM

“Call of the Heart”

STRAND
“Silk Legs”

SOUTHWESTERN

COLLEGEDEBATE

Johnson, Candland will rep-
resent Young Univers-
ity in Argumentive Tilt

College Education Benefits
Will Be Questioned When
TwoCollege Debaters Meet

Southwestern university, a new and
reputable law school of Los Angeles
California, represented by Arthur S.
Wolpe, and Murray M. Chotiner, will
defend the negative side of the ques-
tion: Resolved, that in the United
States we are sending too many people
to college, against the Brigham Young
university, which school will be rep-
resented by Harold A. Candland and
Lowell D. Johnson. The debate will
be held in College Hall, and will com-
mence at 8 o’clock p. m., Monday,
April 23.

The debate has been arrangea
through William S. Barber, debating
coach of the Los Angeles school, and
who was formerly of the University
of Southern California, , and for which
school he has opposed Young univer-
sity on two occasions.

The Young university debaters are
experienceing their first inter-collegi-
ate clash, but have had considerable
experience before. Each has been on
a mission for the L. D. S. church,
and each has had some actual debat-
ing experience of a minor character.

The admission to the debate is free,
and all students ?re urged to attend,
as this question is vital to all college
students.

This will conclude the 1928 debating
season for Brigham Young University.

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Madsen In Charge Of
Mon. Music Program

Florence Jepperson Madsen will
have charge of the musical part * of
the program at the tabernacle Mon-
day evening in connection with “Bet-
ter Homes Week.”

Students of the university will take
part.

FIRST ELECTIONS
WILL BE RUN OFF
DURINHODAY

Voting Began This Morning
and Will Continue Through
day; Polls Close at 5:30

Two Students Who Carry
Highest Vote for Each
Office Will Go Into Finals

The primary elections for student
body officers are being held today be-
tween 9:30 and 5:30 in the faculty
room. All students who are register-
ed in the university are entitled to
vote for the respective candidates, one
vote being allowed for each office.

The two candidates receiving the
highest number of votes for each of-
fice will run in the final elections, re-
gardless of how close the primary
elections are. ....

“All students are urged to exercise
their rights and vote for next year’s
student body officers; but we reserve
the right to disqualify any candidate in
whose behalf lobbying is done in and
about the hall of the education build-
ing,” says Newell Frei, judge of the
elections.

Harris Relates Events
Of World Trip to H.S.

President F. S. Harris, in his lec-
ture before the students of the high
school in their Wednesday assembly,
told of the events and experiences oc-
curing on his recent world tour.

Dr. Harris told of the unusualness
and the contrasts between the coun-
tries which he visited. He spoke of
interesting experiences occuring in
China, Japan, Hawaii and several
other places of interest.

President Harris also spoke of the
difference in religious ideals among
the countries of the world.

An interesting detail of the trip was
the danger experienced while passing
through the battlefields n,ear the great
wall of China. Dr. Harris’ speech
was interesting throughout and was
enjoyed thoroughly by the audience.

The program given consisted of two
selections by the high school chorus.
Prayer tvas offered by Alma Hansen.

IS

GIVEN CHARLES BERGE

Charles M. Berge, a junior in the
college of commerce at Brigham
Young University .has been awarded
the J. G. McDonald scholarship of
$100.00, according to Dean H. V.
Hoyt, of the college of commerce.
This scholarship is awarded annually
by J. G. McDonald, of the Me Donald
Chocolate Company of Salt Lake City.
It' is unique in that it is to go to some
werlhy student who is making a com-
mendable struggle to get an education,
Mr. McDonald’s spirit of cooperation
during the past four years has been
of great assistance to those several
students who have been the recipients
of this scholarship.

Mr. Berge has proved himself to
be worthy of this award through his
many endeavors to keep in school.

During the past several years he has
spent his summer vacations, his Chris-
tmas. holidays and every other avail-
able time in working in the mines aj
Eureka and Dividend, in an attempt to
replenish his finances so he could re-
main in school. Several periods of
illness have greatly interfered with his
scholastic and other work, so his ef-
forts have oftimes been most dis-
couraging.

By taking part in tennis, swimming,
baseball and dramatic activities,
Berge has gained a host of friends,
and has aptly demonstrated the pos-
sibility of a college education through
persistent effort.

Entire New Set of Scenery
Being Made for Opera

Showing the fine spirit of coopera-
tion so' often evidenced by the art de-
partment, under the direction of Pro-
fessor E. H. Eastmond, an elaborate
setting is being planned for the pre-
sentation of the opera, “Tam Man Na
Cup.”

Prof. Eastmond is designing new and
complete scenery, stage properties and
costumes, after a careful study of the
things characteristic of the Indians.

The scenery is painted as represen-
tative of the character of the particu-
lar landscapes of the Uintas where the
opera is laid. Everything will be as
nearly typical of Indian life as pos-
sible, according to Prof. Eastmond.

Plans have been made to flood the
country with advertising material. Thd
bear will be prominent in most of the
advertising. Fifteen hundred small
stickers have been made for automo-
bile stickers, and two thousand other
circulars will be distributed, it is an-
nounced. A large drawing of a bear
will also adorn the stgge,

The art service group students of
the art department are assisting in
carrying out the work.

Vote! Vote!

QUARTET PLAYS
FIRST PROGRAM
IN TABERNACLE

A fine instrumental program given
by students of Brigham Young Uni-
versity, marked the opening of a new
stake tabernacle „at Ely, Nevada fast
Sunday.

The Arco string quartet, composed
of Willis Loveless, Ralph Ericksbn,
Verda Bachelor and Joy Bachelor;
Rhoda Johnson .soloist, and Dean de
Jong, made the trip. The entire pro-
gram was made up of string, vocal,
and saxophone selections. According
to Dean de Jong, who was in charge
of the program, an excellent impres-
sion was made.

On the trip there a program was
given at Beaver and while at Ely four
other programs were given, including
one at the high school. They return-
ed last Tuesday.

Records In Danger
When Cougars Meet
Ute Team Tomorrow

‘SOME GIRL’, ALL BOV
SHOW COMING SOON

“Some Girl,,” the all boys’ play,
sponsored by the Alpha Kappa Psi
fraternity, will be presented in Col-
lege Hall Wednesday and Thursday.
April 25, 26.

The cast is composed entirely of
men. It is extremely interesting, the
story centering around a woman who
is afflicted with social aspirations. By
way of adding laurals to her social
crown she invites a princess to visit
her. The princess fails to arrive
when due but a substitute appears up-
on the scene about the time that the
delayed guest makes her appearance.
All complications necessary follow,
making an intensely humorous situa-
tion.

Of special interest is the fact that
the Alpha Kappa Psi is instituting a
Loan Fund for seniors in the college
of commerce, to which the proceeds
of the play will go. The project has
been sanctioned by the University
Council which is highly in favor of
the idea.

H. S. Friday Hike Is
Indefinitely Postponed

The “Y” high school hike, schedul-
ed for this evening, has been indefin-
etely postponed, according to the
president, Kent Johnson. It will
probably be held some time next week.
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BAND REPORTED BEING
WERY WELL RECEIVED

The Brigham Young University con-
cert band, with a personnel of thirty-
five members, left Tuesday morning
on a concert tour of southern Utah
towns.

Their schedule to play is as fol-
lows:

Tuesday, Payson, Nephi and Tues-
day evening atr Ephraim.

Wednesday, Gunnison and Richfield.

Thursday, Monroe.

This evening they will play at Pan-
guitch. Reports of their perform-
ances so far are that the band did a
very fine piece of work and were well
received by the people of the towns
visited.

Professor C. Lavar Jensen accom-
panied them on their trip.

Before the band returns Saturday
evening they will make a trip to
Bryce canyon.

TRAINING SCHOOL
STUDENTS CLEAN
UP “Y” CAMPUS

Monday being Arbor day, the child-
ren from the training school took ad-
vantage of the fact and cleaned their
part of the campus from all rubbish.
Each grade had the responsibility of
cleaning a certain part and seeing that
it was well done. The cleaning pro-
ject began at 2:30 and at 3:30 their
work was practically done They had
all the rubbish taken away that hao»
accumulated in the streets near their
building.

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Girls Preparing To

Show Model Home

The girls of the Gamma Phi Omi-
cron are very busy this week furnish-
ing and preparing the model home
which will be opened for the public
next week. The home is located be-
tween fifth and sixth north on third
east.

McCoard Does Good
Work With Reading

Young Looks Exceptionally
Strong in the Sprints;
Middle Distance Men Fast

Weight Men Expected to
Count For Share of Points
in Field Division Also

Cougar trackmen will match strides
with University of Utah cinder art-
ists tomorrow in what looks to be a
hotly contested meet with the “Y” a
slight favorite. The scene of battle
will be the ‘Y’ track.

Coach Hart’s men will attempt to
overcome handicaps in the broad
jump, pole vault and javelin with a
galaxy of sprinting stars led by Owen
Rowe, versatile runner and hurdler.
Corless, “Mabel” Miller, Don Lloyd,
“Clug” Vacher, Boyd Rasmussen,
Velan Call and Bradford Benson are
sprinters of exceptional ability, while
Corless, Miller and Jenson are also tal-
ented in the middle distance events.

Les Wright, always dangerous, eveq
to the phenomenal Jackie Burton of
Utah, leads the 440 and 880-yard
men. Miller, CorleSs, Don Simmons
and Jenson also may be heard from
in these events.

Tony Bentley and Charles Merkley
are the distance stars of the “Y”, with
Bentley counted on to make things hot
for Barker, Ute freshman who has
been sparkling in the distance events.

Henry Simmons has been around
the 17 second mark in the high hurd-
les throughout the season, and should
score points in his specialty. Orlin
Biddulph is regarded as strong in the
high jump.

Four husky Cougars will make
trouble foi* the Utes in the weight
departments, Mary Reeves, star in the
hammer throw; George Corbett, dis-
cus ace; Karl Bunnell, shot put
specialist, and Don Corbett, danger-
ous in all of these events, appear cer-
tain to score a good sized number of
points against Utah, although death
in the corbett family has somewhat
modified the training of the Corbett
brothers.

If Owen Rowe competes in the
broad jump, be is the best of the ‘Y’
array in this department, otherwise
Don Lloyd, Ike Hart and Mark Ballif
will carry the Cougar hopes.

The ineligibility of Elbert Modeen
in the pole vault will undoubtedly rob
the “Y”" of a point or two.

Rutherford, “Ike” Hart and Karl
Bunnell are the best of the ja,velin
heavers but their records to date are
not particularly impressive. Just wbat
Utah has in this department without
its national champion Doral Pilling is
not known.

The Cougars should have strong
relay teams in both the 880 and mile.
Wright, Corless, Miller and Don Sim-
mons established a conference record
in the mile relay last year and with
Jenson also to call on the mile relay
outfit should be exceedingly strong.

TAIL m ALPHAILL
INITIATE NEW MEMBERS

Tau Kappa Alpha fraternity is wait-
ing for orders from national head-
quarters to begin spring initiations.
Although it has not been finally de-
cided as to who will be initiated, the
following are eligible: Catherine

Eyring, Helen Romney, Elroy Nelson,
Don Lloyd, Professor Miller, Profes-
sor Swenson and Professor Snow. The
last three named were the members
of the debating council.

VOTE!

The concluding number of the
Mask Club programs for this year
was the reading of Booth Tarking-
ton’s three-act play, “Monsieur
Beaucaire,” by Bill McCoard. Mr,.
McCoard did an exceptional piece of
work. The character presentation
was excellent and each character was
very artistically worked out.

On May 2 the Mask Club will hold
the election of officers for next school
year. May 9 is the date set for the
annual Mask Club banquet.

CALENDAR

Friday

8:30 — Fidelas Party — Manavu
Hall.

4:00 — Senior-Junior Baseball —
Timp Park.

Saturday

2:30 — Cougars vs. Utes — “ Y"
Field.

8:30— -Nugget Party — Third
Ward Hall.

Monday

11:30 — Class Meetings.

8:00 — Debate — Southwestern IT.
vs. Young U. — College Hall

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THE Y NEWS, FRIDAY, APRIL 20,-1928.

THE Y NEWS

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PICK HIM OUT AND VOTE

Do you want the right man to be elected ?
Then vote [ Every student has that right
and every student who has any interest in
assuring the success of the school will exer-
cise that right. Usually the people who dis-
agree with the way things are run are the
ones who don’t use the choice they have in
student body government. Put "the man you
want to be elected in office by voting for him.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

A. REX JOHNSON
General Alumni Secretary

High Schbol Representative Louise Swenson

BUSINESS STAFF

Advertising Manager. W. CLARENCE JOHN

Assistant Manager T. Delece Andelin

Office Thela Buchanan

Circulation Newell Bown

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STAFF FOR FRIDAY’S ISSUE

Associate Editor Bob Allen

School News — Editor, Ted Hansen; Jim Jacobs,
Anna Smoot, Eleanor Kelly.

Departmental News — Editor. Catherine Eyring; Rae
Rust, Don Wentz, Lucille Markham.

Sports — Editor. Lewis Munk; Vernon Wentz, and
Harold Candland.

Society — Editor, Gertrude Partridge; Bernice Barton

Exchange — Editor Maurine HinckWy

Proof and Miscellaneous Wayne Webb

World News — Editor Nita Wakefield

Stenographer Melba Blackburn

Alternates — Leah Broadbent, Mary Lee, Veda Porter.
Ardell Ludlow.

IT’S COMING

In a year or two we will come back to
our campus and thrill with pride. Everywhere
we look improvements are being made. New
shrubs, more lawns, hillsides being planted
in green, campus being extended, all are going
to make our campus one of the most beauti-
ful in the west.

Any new system lacks “definitness” and
detail. Such is the condition of our new social
unit system. As new problems arise they
must be acted upon by the governing body and
precedents set.

A problem which recently has arisen de-
serves the attention of the governing body,
and should be known by the students so that
what is the general opinion of the whole may
decide the course to be taken. Some units
have initiated pledging ceremonies and have
pledged prospective candidates. There has
been considerable proselyting among high
school students.

No rule has been laid down concerning these
practices, but unless something in the way of
a standard is set, and adhered to, there is a
posibility of some serious complications aris-
ing.

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AN EXCUSE

We regret that the stadium was not ready
for us to do our work on it last fall soon after
we pledged our two day’s work, and while
the habit of summer work was still fresh in
our minds. It seems that the spring has had
its usual effect and “the young man’s fancy
turns to what the lady has been thinking about
all winter.” Men get playful and spend their
time that way even while they are on the
stadium site supposed to be working.

Yes, we find a good alibi in blaming it on
the spring but we would be much more fair
to our selves if we would come right out and
admit that a great number of us were born
tired and have not lived it down yet.

Separate Meetings

Held This Morning

Separate meetings were held this
morning in devotional, with Professor
de Jong m charge of the fellows and
Miss Helen Swenson, president of the
A. W. S., in charge of the girls. The
girls passed on the constitution of the
organization and Mrs. Snow gave a
talk.

An old adage says for one to be
good and let those who will, be
clever. But nowadays one has to be
clever to be good.

“Developing” the tropics consists in
making the natives work to earn
money to buy the white man’s goods.

Traveling Man — Is New York the
next stop?

Porter — Yes, sah; brush you off,
sah?

Traveling Man — No, I’ll get off my-
self.

True happiness consists not in the
multitude of friends, but in the worth
and choice. — B. Johnson.

The faculty of the University of
McGill have arganized themselves
into rival polo teams.

Freshman (in cafeteria) — Where do
I go to wash my dishes?

She was only a taxi-driver’s daugh-
ter, but never-the-less she drove
many men to drink.

Society ^

Last Monday evening Miss. Jose-
phine Berry and Miss Ada Green
were hostesses to the members of the
Deca Semi Fe Club. The evening was
spent as a business meeting, after
which luncheon was served to Ruth
Hansen, Lydia Hansen, Dorothy
Decker, Maime Laird, Leah Nielson,
Ada Green, Francis Swan Afton Fin-
linson, Liela Peterson, Wilma Boyle,
Elna Powelson, Helen Brown, Ethel-
yn Potter, Louise Spafford, Bessie
Hatton, Marion Bean, Ruby Thurber,
Margaret Johnson, Ireta Mortimer,
Ora Gledhill and Hazel Nuttall.

* * *

Miss Vesta Snell and Miss Janet
Scott entertained the Mina Clarus
Club at the home of Miss Scott Mon-
day evening. Those present were:
Miss Lucile Tuttle, Miss Billie Bean,
Miss Leah Broadbent, Miss Margaret
Broadbent, Miss Anna Smoot, Miss
Maud Foote, Miss Bernice Barton,
Miss Alta Clark, Miss Norma Thur-
ber, Miss Florence ^Peterson, Miss
Evelyn Brown and the hostess. The
members of this club are to be enter-
tained at a hiking party Saturday
evening.

* * *

Miss Leda Thompson, Miss Helen
Swenson, and Miss Gladys Watson,
all former students, were campus vis-
itors this week.

* * *

Tonight the members of the Fidelas
club are to be hostesses to their part-
ners and special guests at an informal
dancing party at the Manavu Ward
social hall. Dainty Japanese design
hs been carried out in thg entertain-
ing hall, invitations and refreshments
are also features. About eighty-five
are to be present

* * *

Mias Elaine Thompson entertained
the Di Thelia social unit at her home
Thursday evening. The conjoint hos-
tesses were Miss Jewel Linebaugh,
Miss Euphamia Hunter and Miss La
Rue Gould.

* * *

Miss Artiose Seve of the University
of Utah, was the week-end guest of
Miss Winnie Heywood.

* * *

The Cesta Ties will entertain their
partners and the athletes of the Cougar
Errant social unit at a lake party next
Saturday evening. A celever treasure
hunt has been planned, and a supper
will be served around a bon fire.

* * *

The geology class hiked up Rock
canyon Tuesday afternoon. A good
tim.e was had by all the participants.
The host was Dr. Hayes.

* * *

Misses Irene Osmond, Nan Osmond,
and Maurine Welker entertained so-
cial unit number fourteen at their
home Monday evenng. During the
evening business was discussed and
a delicious luncheon was served to the
Misses Allie Scorup, Caroline Scorup,
Jennie Holbrook, Katherine Eyring,
Nina Miller, Erma Heindselman,
Edith Rich, Maurine Hinckley, Fern
Jude and the hostesses.

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As proof that you have a true sense
of humor, laugh at yourself occasion-
ally.

“SOME GIRL”— WED.-THURS.

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STUDENTS OFFERED JOBS
ON U.S, STEAMSHIP LINES

Claude C. Cornwall who was form-
erly director on the Leviathan, has
received a promotion to director of
all recreational work on all United
States lines, including the Leviathan,
the Roosevelt, and the George Wash-
ington which is the ship reserved for
President Coolidge when he travels.
Mr. Cornwell has charge of all people
selected for work and he regards the
work of Miss Jeppson, as well as the
general recreational work of the B. Y.
U., very highly. He sent telegrants
to Andy Anderson and Harold Clark
asking them to join the recreational
leaders and travel with him this sum-
mer. The ships will be five days on
the ocean and ten days in port. Vari-
ous ports made will be in the Medi-
terranian, France, Germany and Liver-
pool. The work will include all sorts
of athletic games, community singing,
and dancing.

Mr. Cornwell has written his experi-
ences up in the Improvement Era with
illustrated pictures of the various ac-
tivities.

‘Judge” Clark states that it would
be a wonderful opportunity as he will
receive his board and room free, only
he thinks he will need more room
than board.

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The University of Notre Dame is to
build a new football stadium with a
seating capacity of 50,000 at a cost
of $800,000.

“Fve got my doubts about this
liquor.”

“Let’s try it out on Joe; he’s sick,
anyway.”

DIDN’T STAY OUT

Father — You want to marry my
daughter? Why, young man, she
doesn’t even know the use of a roll-
ing-pin.

Suitor — Well — er — I’m not one to
stay out nights.

Wilkie — “Did you ever read proof?”
Jenkins — “No, who wrote it?”

“Don’t forget, love is blind, but so
is a puppy during the first nine days
— after that it has both eyes open.”

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PAGE THREE

SENIORS, JUNIORS TANGLE AGAIN TODAY AT 4

Young U Net Men Prepare For Aggie Meet Here Next Week

jame Ends in Tie When

Darkness Stops Contest

fitchers Duel Is Feature
of Championship Game

After a thirteen inning struggle
hich was called at the end of said
jning on account of darkness, the
aniors and seniors emerged with a
foral victory apiece and a tie to the
ount of 2-2, on the local Timp ball
ark last Tuesday.

The game was a real pitcher’s wres-
i from beginning to end, with Ber-
;t yielding six hits and Colvin of the
jniors yielding but one less. A fea-
ire double play, Colvin to Nuttall to
iddulph, livened things up in good
ishion when things were looking
lubious for the seniors.

Both infields played air-tight ball,
nd time and again the game was pull
d off the coals by flashy playing. The
iutfield support measured up in like
ishion and it was quite the beauti-
jl game to behold.

Today on the same territory the
ame teams will tangle to attempt to
ettle the argument for all time, and a
etter game than the last is expected,
'he same batteries, Berge and Berrett
ar the juniors and Colvin and Ber-
ett for the seniors will most likely
ake charge.

— Y —

TRIBUNE MAKES
FALSE STATEMENT
ABOUT COACHES

MUNK, GILCHRIST
MEET IS SCHEDULED

The long looked for tennis finsele
between Lewis Munk and Gilchrist
will take place next week when both
boys along with Brinley and Porter
meet in a round robin tournament.
This match between Munk and Gil-
christ will be of double importance,
in that the winner will likely repre-
sent the school in the lone singles in
the coming match with the Aggies.

Y

“There’s one born every minute.’’ —
Henry Ford.

“What a whale of a difference a
few cents makes.” — S. H. Kress.

SHIELDS WILLNOT ENIEl
AID. MEET IN OGDEN

fi AGGIES REPORTED IN
SHAPE FOR FIRST MEET

Bud Shields will not enter the A. A.
U. swimming meet to be held at Og;
den tonight and tomorrow night. A
meeting early in the week of the
Cougar natators brought out a deci-
sion adverse to the entry of the men
in the meet in the Northern Utah city.
Several reasons were behind the de-
cision: Lack of consistent training for
the past two weeks has lowered their
condition to such an extent that the
best showing possible would not be
made. Lack of finances after the
long trip to Philadelphia seems to be
a handicap also. Probably the great-
est reason lies in the evident fact that
Bud needs a rest before beginning his
gunning for the Olympics.

Entry in the meet would not be ad-
vantageous in the least. It would be
a case of having everything to lose
and nothing to gain.

Plans Made in Detail

For Big Relay Carnival

Appearing in the Salt Lake Tribune
ame a statement to the effect that
Buck” Dixon had been engaged a®
.ssistant coach to Romney for the
oming season, and that Dyche had
,een retained at Montana State. Ac-
ording to information from the office
,f thepresident, this information is
tot reliable and no such arrangement
ias- been made.

Y

SUPERINTENDENTS
CALL TO FIND OUT
STUDENT RECORDS

The Teachers’ Placement Bureau is
itill very actively concerned in find-
ng positions for graduates and gradu-
ites for positions. Several superin-
endents have been in this week aftr
eachers, and even more are expected
n the future.

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The Brigham Young University an-
nounces its eighteenth annual Invita-
tion Track and Field Meet and Relay
Carnival which will take place on the
“Y” field, April 27 and 28. The pur-
pose of this athletic festival, says the
official announcement, is two-fold;
first to bring together for mutual stim-
ulation and benefit hundreds of young
athletic men and women from all the
inter-mountain schools and colleges;
second, to give athletic coaches an
excellent opportunity to try out large
numbers of contestants under actual
conditions of close competition.

The invitation goes to all the inter-
mountain senior high schools, junior
high schools,’ junior colleges, and
senior college freshman departments
to enter track and field teams, tennis
teams and women’s posture parade
teams.

The invitation meet and relay carniv-
al was instituted by the department of
physical education and athletics of the
B. Y. U. in the spring of 1911. At
this time the invitation was passed to
only a few Utah County schools. Now
the festival has grown so extensively

that its program consists of 124 events
and the contestants number consider-
ably more than 1400 each year.

The big meet starts out Friday next
at 2 p. m., with the women’s events,
and runs through the afternoon with
dashes, hurdles, relays, target throws,
archery competition, etc.

Event number one for the senior
high school all-round championship is
scheduled for 10 a. m. Saturday morn-
ing, with event 38 finishing this divi-
sion at 11:55 a. m.

Saturday afternoon’s program, for
senior high schools, junior colleges,
R. M. F., A. C, Freshmen and all
round events starts off at 1 :00 p. m.
with a concert by the B. Y. U. band,
next the grand carnival parade of of-
ficials, contestants, and school bands.
At 1 :45 p. m. the women’s posture
parade.

Throughout the afternoon the vari-
ous items will be run off in gun-fire
manner, with the grand climax in the
cafeteria luncheon for participants, and
*he grand Carnival dance at the ladies*
gymnasium in the evening.

I don’t see where we can put up
this lecturer for tonight.

Don’t worry, he always brings his
own bunk.

It almost makes me laugh,

So wonderful the treat,

To see an athlete run a mile —
And only move two feet.

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He was gay, the varsity end,
But they tackled him high,
And his neck wouldn’t bend.

TROUBLESOME VOWELS

U4

“Can’t he speak piainly? I heard
him. say certain vowels gave him
trouble.”

Here’s something for Burbank to
look into.”

‘What?”

‘Training a Christmas tree to sprout
its own presents.”

First Ag — That prize sow just gave
birth to fourteen little pigs.

Second Ag — Not fourteen!

First Hick — Yessir, literally speak-
ing.

“I once fought a grizzly,” bragged
Ev. Thorpe, “and to give fiim an even
break I wore a muzzle.”

B. Y. U. tennis cohorts with a vic-
tory over Utah safely tucked away arc
nqw pointing to the coming meet
with the Utah Aggies next Friday.
The possible lineup for the matches is
not certain, Porter and Dixon who
formed one doubles duo against Utah
are very likely to face the Aggie net-
men. Holt’s partner in the other
doubles match will be selected from
Gilchrist, Munk or Porter. The singles
lineup will likely be composed of Dix-
on and Holt, the freshmen stars. The
singles player will be selected by a
round robin tournament between Gil-
christ, Porter, Munk and Brinley.

Utah Aggie netmen come with a
team that is reputed to be stronger
than any developed at the Farmer in-
stitution. Such racquet weilders as
Joe Cowley, Cannon, Lund, Johnson.
Saxer and Jack Christensen, a prom-
ising tennis adept, will attempt to rest
victory from the Blue Cougars.

Y

SOCIAL UNITS BEGIN
WORK ON STADIUM

The stadium work is progressing
very rapidly, according to Don Lloycr
of the extension division. For the last
few days the stumps have been pulled
up, slag has been hauled for the track
from the steel plant, the east hillside
has been partly leveled for the seats,
and the field *has been partially clear-
ed and prepared for the planting of
grass. “The draining pipes have all
been laid and now that the social
units are again putting a day’s work
on the lot it won’t take long to com-
plete the structure,” says Mr. Lloyd.

1 Y

Students working their way through
school are given their text books free
of charge by Stanford university.

A tea room has been opened in the
Student Union of McGill University
and will be operated under the di-
rection of the University cafeteria.

What a splendid thing it would be
if people who lost their tempers were
unable to find them again.

“I just thought of a good joke!”
“Oh, Vic, get your mind off your-
self.”

All work and no play makes Jack’s
wife turn to the cake eaters.

The better fruit a tree carries, the
more it gets stoned.

The Canadian border is just an
imaginary line with 'an occasional leak
that isn’t imaginary.

There is lqts of desert besides that
around the pyramids, but from the
pictures you wouldn’t guess it.

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